Two blondes a red head and a brunett are in a truck. The blondes are in the bed of the truck the red head and brunette are in the cab. The truck goes off a cliff into a lake. The red head and brunette see the blondes in heaven and ask "why are you two here?" They said "we couldnt get the tailgate open."
This joke was submitted by david stone and richard stone on 14-Aug-2001
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Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
She heard that drinks were 'on the house.'
This joke was submitted by Kris on 14-Aug-2001
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A blond brunnette and red head were going to have a contest who could swim the island first well the red head got there in 1 week and the brunette got there in 2 weeks and the blonde got there in 6 months and the news reporter asked the blonde what took you so long and she said the lady said to do the breast stroke no offence to the other girls but I think they were using there hands.
This joke was submitted by Katie on 9-Aug-2001
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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were in the middle of the desert with crates of oranges and apples in the back of the truck. The truck breaks down, so they each take something and start walking. A police officer drives along and stops at the Brunette and says "Why are you carrying a crate of apples.She says"If I get thirsty I can drink the juice, and if I get hungry I can eat the fruit. So the police officer goes on to find the redhead. He asks her "Why are you carrying a crate of oranges?" She says"If I get thirsty I can drink the juice, and if I get hungry I can eat the fruit." So drives on to find the blonde. He stops and asks her "why are you carrying a car door?" She says"Well, if I get hot I can roll down the window.
This joke was submitted by Cray-Z-Me on 8-Aug-2001
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| Q. how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. three one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
This joke was submitted by BigShit on 1-Aug-2001
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| What do you call it when one blonde blows into another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
This joke was submitted by heather on 25-Jul-2001
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| What is the difference between a blond and a washing machine? the washing machine doesn't screem when you put your load in it
This joke was submitted by brian on 11-Jun-2001
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| Whats a blonds idea of a good time? A dog, a beer, and a mud pit
This joke was submitted by mack on 10-Jun-2001
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A blond, a redhead, and a brunet worked on a cliff. The redhead opened her lunchbox and said TACOS ! "If I get tacos tommorow I am going to jump off this cliff." The Brunet opened her lunchbox and said SALAD! "If I get salad one more time I am going to jump off this cliff." The Blonde opened her lunchbox and said SANDWICH!!" If I get a sandwich tommorow I am going to jump off this cliff." The next day the blonde brunnet and redhead jump off the cliff. At the funeral the brunetts husband and the redheads husband say "If we knew they wanted something different they should have told us." The Blondes husband said "Don't look at me she packs her own lunch."
This joke was submitted by dragon master on 7-Jun-2001
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There was a brunette and a blonde, they were sitting on the couch watching the 6 o clock news. The announcer said that a man was threatning to jump off a bridge and commit suicide. The blonde says to the brunette, "I bet he won't do it!" The brunette says okay. About 4 mins. later,the announcer says that the man has jumped. The blonde handed the 5 dollar bill to the brunette. The brunette says, "I can't take your money,I already saw this newscast and saw him jump off on the 5 o clock news." The blonde says,"Yeah, so did I but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
This joke was submitted by Amanda on 26-May-2001
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