| What do you call it when a Blonde dyes her hair? Atificial intellegence
This joke was submitted by John Moore on 16-Oct-2001
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A blonde & a brunette work in a prestigious law firm.The brunette gets called into the bosses office & returns 2 hrs later with a huge bouquet of flowers to which the blonde states how lovely they are.The brunette slightly upset replies this means I'll have to spend the next 2 days with my legs in the air.The blonde curious asks why don't you have a vase?
This joke was submitted by andrew on 14-Oct-2001
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| why dont blondes like to water ski? because when their crouch gets wet, they like to lay down!
This joke was submitted by linda wynkoop on 7-Oct-2001
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What do you do when a blond throws a gernade at you?Pull the pen and throw it back.
This joke was submitted by Joe Houser on 7-Oct-2001
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How do you drown a blonde?
Stick a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool!
This joke was submitted by Leah Sykes on 10-Sep-2001
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Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted
This joke was submitted by Leah Sykes on 10-Sep-2001
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there was this blonde that walked into a barber shop with headphones on. the barber said ,"i cant cut your hair with the headphones on". she told him to cut around then as good as he can. she a month passed by and the blonde came into the barber shop for another haircut. the barber knew that she didn't want to take the headphones off so without saying anything the barber took them off himself. a minute later the blonde died. the barber put on the headphones to hear what they said and they said,"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in,breathe out".
This joke was submitted by Taylar and Julie on 1-Sep-2001
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There's 3 blondes fishing in a river, and they have magnets on the end of there lines. A Fish & Wildlife Ranger comes along and sees them. And says! There's "NO FISHING ALLOWED" The blondes say! We're not fishing!! The Ranger says it sure looks like it to me. The blondes say! We have magnets on our lines fishing for lost jewelry. The Ranger says! How about pulling your lines up so I can see for myself. Sure enough! They have magnets on there lines. So the Ranger walks away. One blonde looks at the others, and says! Is he stupid or what. Doesn't he know theres "Steel Head" in this river!
This joke was submitted by Rodd Sanders on 22-Aug-2001
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| Q-why did the blonde climb climb over the glass wall? A-So she could see what was an the other side.
This joke was submitted by THE DFYANT1 on 16-Aug-2001
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A blonde borrows her friend's car and says she'll bring it back the next day. Two weeks later, her friend calls her and asks where her car is. The blonde replies, "I kept driving by your house, but your car wasn't there, so I thought you weren't home."
This joke was submitted by Kris on 14-Aug-2001
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