| How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door
This joke was submitted by DDIDDY on 10-Jan-2002
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Q:What is the difference between a blonde and and a rooster?
A:A rooster goes cookadoodledo and a blonde goes anycookwilldo
This joke was submitted by Josh on 10-Jan-2002
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there are 2 blondes walking down the street, one of the blondes finds a compact mirror on the foot path. she picks it up and looks into it and turns to the other blonde and says "get aload of this the face looks familiar but i cant pin point who it is!" the other blonde takes a look and replies "geez your such a moron ITS ME!"
This joke was submitted by amy millicent on 9-Jan-2002
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| Q: What did the blonde say when she woke up under the cow? A: What are these 4 guys still doing here?
This joke was submitted by Michelle on 6-Jan-2002
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One day a blonde is driving down the road and sees a blonde in a hayfield paddling a boat, so she gets out of her car and says, Its blondeslike you who give us a bad name, If i could swim i would kick your butt.
This joke was submitted by AJ on 12-Dec-2001
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there were three old ladies.One was a blonde one was a brunet and the other was a red-head.
They were at the swimming pool and the blonde said "let's have a race!" The all agreed on doing one stroke.
They picked the breststroke. Ready! set! go!
It took the brunet an hour to cross the finish line(the brunet won)
It took the red-head an hour and a half to cross the finish line(she came in second)
It took the blonde 5 hours to finish
she got out of the pool and shouted"that's no fair you cheated! I saw you using your hands!"
This joke was submitted by laurie on 5-Dec-2001
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| What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant
This joke was submitted by Kevin on 4-Dec-2001
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| How can you tell a blonde has been on the computer? There is white-out on the screen!
This joke was submitted by Ryan Proulx on 2-Dec-2001
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A blond walks into a library and says I'd like a burger with fries, The librarian looks at her and says this is a library! the blond says oh I'm sorry then whispers I'd like a burger with fries
This joke was submitted by Katie Wilson on 1-Dec-2001
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| Q. How do you kill a blonde A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool!!!!!!
Q. Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
A. Because she could't find the 11!!!
This joke was submitted by Hope on 27-Nov-2001
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