| How come the blonde didn't come back from ice fishing? Because she got hit by the zamboney!!!
This joke was submitted by landon D. on 28-Mar-2002
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| Q what is the difference between a blond and a rooster ? A a rooster goes cockaldoodledo and a blond goes anycockwilldoo
This joke was submitted by laura walker on 10-Mar-2002
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Guy: Hey, aren't you the one that gives great hand jobs?
Blonde: Yes Guy: Ok, then wash your hands and make me a peanut butter & jelly sandwich!
This joke was submitted by Reid E on 9-Mar-2002
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| What do you say to a blonde in a uniform? Can I've two Big Macs and a large fries please.
This joke was submitted by dave on 5-Mar-2002
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Why dont blonds wear hoop earrinngs? they keep getting thier ankles caught.
This joke was submitted by TMR on 2-Mar-2002
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| Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.
This joke was submitted by Tasha on 22-Feb-2002
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One night a blonde was trying to do a puzzle. She couldn't figure it out. So she called her husband to get help. He said well what does it look like she said a tiger. He said ill be right home. When he walked in the door he said honey put away the frosted flakes.
This joke was submitted by Patrick dePenaloza on 19-Feb-2002
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Why did the blonde jump off of the bridge? Because she thought her maxi had wings!!!
This joke was submitted by XxTANIAGURLxX on 5-Feb-2002
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Three blonds are on there way to disneyland, they were almost there when they came to a fork in the road with a sign that said "< disneyland left" so they went home!
This joke was submitted by Kirsten on 26-Jan-2002
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There is a brunette a redhead and a blond. The brunette walks into the bar and says "give me a BL" the bartender asks "whats a BL" the brunette says "a bud light." The redhead walks into a bar and says "give me a ML" the bartender asks "whats a ML" the redhead says "a miller light". then the blond walks in to the bar and says "give me a 15" the bartender asks "whats a 15" the blond says "a 7&7 duh!"
This joke was submitted by Kirsten on 26-Jan-2002
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