one day a blond,bernet,& a red head walked into a bar and the red head said "my husband can stick his arm up me and the bernet said,"i can stick my husbands leg in me and blond slid down the bar.
This joke was submitted by samantha on 25-Jun-2002
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| what do you call a blond that died her hair burnette? Artificial Intelligence
This joke was submitted by happy guy on 17-Jun-2002
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A blonde walks into an eletronic store and tells the clerk i wanna buy that TV. The clerk says no i dont sell to blondes. The next day the blonde goes back into the store but shes wearing a wig. She asks the clerk can i buy that tv? He says no i dont sell to blondes. The next day the blonde goes back to the store wearing a different wig. She asks the clerk can i buy that tv? The clerk says no i dont sell to blondes and the blonde goes how did u no? The clerk says that not a tv its a microwave!
This joke was submitted by Cassey on 12-Jun-2002
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A blind man goes in to a women's bar by accident. He turns to someone next to him and says " Wanna hear a blonde joke?" She replies " One sec, consider this: The woman to the other side of you is Blonde with a black-belt in karate, the bartender is blonde and has knives all around, and there are a coule more blondes all over the place. Now, do you still want to say that joke?" The blind man says "Nah, not if i'll have to explain it millions of times."
This joke was submitted by Dude on 6-Jun-2002
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There is a river with no bridge to cross it. One blonde was standing on one bank of the river, and the second on the opposite bank. The first blonde asks the second "how do you get to the other side?" the second blonde replies "You dumass, youre already on the other side!"
This joke was submitted by Dude on 6-Jun-2002
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There was a blond driving down the road and her husband call her on her cell phone and says be carful there's a car driving the wrong way on high way 66
she says there isn't just one there's hundreds!
This joke was submitted by krissy on 7-May-2002
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| Q. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? A. To see whats on the other side Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday
This joke was submitted by PrEcIoUs on 5-May-2002
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theres a red head a bernet and a blonde they were all three on death roe the police got ready to shot her and she yelled "EARTHQUAKE" and everybody ran. they got ready to shot the bernet and she yelled "TORNADO" and everybody ran. they got ready to shot the blonde and she yelled "FIRE" and they shot her.
This joke was submitted by stephane poe on 2-May-2002
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| Why do blondes have square boobs? Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box..
This joke was submitted by Stefan Miller on 19-Apr-2002
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| whats the difference between a walrus and a blonde? one has whiskers and fishy flaps and the other is a walrus.
This joke was submitted by LouiJ on 18-Apr-2002
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