| Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave work early. One day, the women decided, that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called, or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early. The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, played with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting her dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early to suprise her husband. But when she got to the bedroom,
she heard a muffled noise coming from inside.
Slowly and quietly she cracked open the door, and was mortified to see
her boss in bed with her husband! Gently she closed the door, and crept out of the house. The next day the brunette and the redhead planned on leaving early again and asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "NO WAY," the blonde exclaimed, " I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT YESTERDAY!!!"
This joke was submitted by Ann on 19-Aug-2002
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Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blond?
A. There have actually been Bigfoot sightings.
This joke was submitted by Larry on 10-Aug-2002
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A blond goes into the store and a clerk asks, "Can I help you?" The blond replies, "Yes. I'd like a loaf of Rye bread." The clerk replies, "We don't have any rye bread." The blond says, "That's o.k., I'll take a loaf of pumpernickel instead." The clerk says, "We don't have any of that either." The blond says, "FINE! Give me a loaf of white bread, a gallon of skim milk and a small box of baking soda." The clerk says, "I'm sorry lady but we don't have any of those things." The blond is perturbed and screams, "No molk? No bread? No baking soda? What the hell kind of store are you running here?" The clerk replies, "This is the Home Depot!"
This joke was submitted by Larry on 10-Aug-2002
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Why do blonds drink hot tea?
They lost the recipe for the ice.A blond calls 9-1-1 and screams, "My lamp is on fire!" The operator says, "Calm down. We need some informa-" The blond interupts, "It's going up the curtains now! My lamp and curtains are on fire!" The dispatcher cuts in, "Maam, clam down! We need to know how to get to your..." The blond interupts again. "The fire's on the wal now! The lamp, my curtains and the wall are on fire!" The disppatcher cuts in, "Maam,! We'll send a team right out! Can you tell us how do we get to your house?" The blond replies, "Well. Duh! Don't you have a big red truck?!"
This joke was submitted by Larry on 10-Aug-2002
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Four blonds come into a bar, obviously very happy about something. They order rounds and when they arrive they hold the glasses up and yell,"Fifty-one days!" then they chug the drinks down, laughing and smiling. They order another round and when they arrive, they do the same thing, clink their glasss together, chug the drinks and yell, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" The bartender gets the nod for another round and with his curiosity peaking, he delivers them and asks about their celebration. One blond says," We did something that nobody else can do! We all got together and worked hard and put a jigsaw puzzle together in just 51 days!" The bartender asks, "So, what's so special about that?" The blond replied, "Because, Stupid, the box said 2 to 4 years and WE did it in just 51 days!"
This joke was submitted by Larry on 10-Aug-2002
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A blond and a redhead were hiking in the woods. The redhead says, "Awww. Look at the poor dead bird." The blond looks up and says, "Where?"
This joke was submitted by Larry on 10-Aug-2002
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a blonde walked into work one day crying, her boss asked her what was arong, she said that her mom died today, the boss said, well why don't you go home. she said that she needed to stay here and keep her mind off of it. an hour later the boss went into the blondes office and she started crying harder. he said what's wrong now? she said, i just got off the phone with my sister and she said that her mom died today too.
This joke was submitted by solay on 24-Jul-2002
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| What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? Ones easier to get the legs open!!!
This joke was submitted by Kim on 16-Jul-2002
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two blondes walk into a building
you would think that one of them would have noticed
This joke was submitted by Nick Mockett on 9-Jul-2002
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| Q: There is a present in the middle of a room and on each side there there is a person sant clause, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and a smart blonde who would get the present first?? A: non because they don't exist
This joke was submitted by Michael Guaty on 7-Jul-2002
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