what are blonds favorite games???
swallow the leader
This joke was submitted by ashley on 14-Dec-2002
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what do you call a blonde with pig tales? A blowjob with handles
This joke was submitted by Ben on 12-Dec-2002
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What do you call 20 blonds stacked ear to ear. A wind tunnel
This joke was submitted by jeff hulette on 12-Dec-2002
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Q. What do blonds consider safe sex?
A. Turning off the car.
This joke was submitted by Nate swanson on 6-Nov-2002
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Two Blonde swere driving down a road whne they saw another blonde out in the middle of a wheat field rowing a boat an the blonde driving says to the other blonde "it is blondes like that, that
give us a bad name" and then the other blonde says "yea i know if only i had a swim suit i would go out and drown her".
This joke was submitted by da bratt on 28-Oct-2002
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what do blondes do first thing in da morning?
open a car door
This joke was submitted by kelly on 17-Oct-2002
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Q. why did the blonde wait a week before changeing the babys diaper?
A. because the package said, good up to 45 pounds!
This joke was submitted by wanda kay latner on 3-Oct-2002
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One day these three blonds were digging through some old stuff they had found. Well they ran across an old lamp. Well with them being blond. They decided to rub it just to see if the fairy tale was true. Well, sure enough,a gennie came out. He replied" Now listen here, I've been through this,a million times,and I'm tired of it.So since there are three of you,I'll grant each of you one wish. PICK IT WISELY." So, the first blond answered emmediatly,"I'm tired of everyone making fun of me for being dumb,I want to be twice as smart as I am now." The geenie said OK POOF your a brunette." The second blond said"yeah she's got a point,I want to be just a little bit smarter than I am now." The gennie said"Poof, your a redhead" The third blond thought for a while,then said "I like being blond, all the guys flirt with me and they are always wanting to help me and buy me stuff,I like being blond and stupid. I want you to make me Twice a dumb as I am now." By this time the geenie was annoyed by all these wishes,so he turned to the third blond and said "OK if this is what you want,then your wish will be granted. POOF, YOUR A MAN!
This joke was submitted by Amanda Welchel on 3-Oct-2002
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The little blonde girl is all excited because it is her first day of kindergarden. Her mom gets her up and dressed and sends her off with hugs and kisses. When she gets home she tells her mom about all of the fun she had and all of the kids she met and played with. The next morning the little blondes mom wakes her and tells her it's time to get up for school... the little blonde girl looks at her mom and says, "AGAIN???".
This joke was submitted by ann on 28-Aug-2002
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One day, a blonde decided to go to the Bahamas. so she went to the airport, and got a plane ticket. when she boarded the plane, she took her seat, then she decided she wanted to fly first class. so she went to the first class section of the plane, the stewartess tried to explain to her she didnt have a first class ticket and she couldnt sit there, the blonde refused to move. so the stewartess told one of the pilots and he went over to the blonde whispered something in her ear, and she got up and went back to her normal seat. the stewartess said "how did you do that?" and the pilot said "i told her this half of the plane wasnt going to the bahamas."
This joke was submitted by Candice Roop on 20-Aug-2002
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