"Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.

"The regional vice president died this morning!"

"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"

"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began explaining. "Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one."

"Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe."

"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Miss, can I see your ticket please?" the attendant asked.

The blonde handed her the ticket. Upon inspection the flight attendant informed the blonde that she had a coach ticket and she would be glad to show her to her assigned seat.

The blonde replied firmly "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm headed to the Bahamas and I'm going to sit right here."

The surprised flight attendant thought this matter could be better handled by her supervisor. After being informed of the situation, the head flight attendant told the blonde that she must move to coach.

The blonde once again replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm headed to the Bahamas and I'm going to sit right here."

The frustrated supervisor went to the cockpit and informed the crew and without hesitation the pilot stood up and said "I'll take care of it."

The pilot located the blonde, leaned over close and whispered in her ear. The blonde quickly gathered her items, stood up and headed for coach.

"What did you tell her" asked the head attendant.

"Well", the mechanic said, "I have a very cost effective way to fix your car. Simply put your hands around the tail pipe like so, and blow as hard as you can into it and it will pop all the dents out."

She thanked him for this amazing and cheap way to fix her car, drove home immediatly, and started blowing on the tail pipe of her car. About half an hour into this project, her blonde neighbor came over and took one look at what the first blonde was doing, and immediatly started laughing.