| Q. What did the blonde say when she found she was pregnant? A. "I hope its mine!?"
This joke was submitted by rachel on 3-Jul-2000
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| Q. Why was the blonde throwing bread down the toilet? A. She was feeding the Toilet Duck!
This joke was submitted by Steven Williams on 22-Apr-2000
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Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.Q. How does she confuse you?
A. Come back to you and asks for toilet paper.
This joke was submitted by Knight on 20-Apr-2000
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Q: what do you call a blonde with a dollar coin on her head?
A: All you can eat for under a buck!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 13-Apr-2000
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| Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A. The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
This joke was submitted by PATRICK CHAVEZ on 12-Apr-2000
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Q. What do you call a blonde that begins to grow new brain cells?
A. Pregnant
This joke was submitted by drifter on 7-Apr-2000
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Q. What's a blondes idea of safe sex
A. Locking the car door
This joke was submitted by Eric manton on 6-Apr-2000
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This two blond chicks were driving to Chicago and they saw a sign that said "Chicago left" so they went back home!
This joke was submitted by Digger-N.Z on 3-Apr-2000
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| If a blonde and a dead bird were having a race to see who could get to the bottom of a cliff first, who would win? The dead bird - the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
This joke was submitted by Michelle on 3-Apr-2000
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| What do you call three blondes? Ho ho ho.
This joke was submitted by Robyn on 3-Apr-2000
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