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Q. How do blondes get pregnant?

A. And I thought blondes were dumb.

This joke was submitted by Brandon T. on 4-Nov-2000


Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a frying pan?

A. You dont have to heat up a blonde before you put in the meat.

This joke was submitted by Brandon Tegtmeyer on 29-Oct-2000


Three blondes walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it...

This joke was submitted by Johnny D. on 24-Oct-2000

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner!

This joke was submitted by samantha on 24-Sep-2000


Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?

A. A blonde gives free rides.

This joke was submitted by Kelly White on 23-Sep-2000


Q. What do blondes call undewear?

A. Ankle warmers.

This joke was submitted by Kelly White on 23-Sep-2000


Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree!

This joke was submitted by David Jervis on 15-Sep-2000


Q: What do you call five blondes in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.


This joke was submitted by Robert Howard on 13-Aug-2000

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she's lookin for her pencil!


This joke was submitted by funnydude69 on 1-Aug-2000

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a turtle?

A: Once there on there back their both screwed!

This joke was submitted by randi on 25-Jul-2000



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