| A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walked into a bar. They were looking for a bathroom. When they asked the bar-tender to lead the way, the bar-tender told them the way, then told them to beware of the magic mirror. They asked why they should beware. Then the bartender told them that if you said something untrue into the mirror, you would dissappear. Upon passing the mirror, the red-head looked into it. She had brilliant hair. So, she said, "I think I have the prettiest hair of all of us in this bar." Then she made her way to the bathroom. Next, the brunette passed. She had a very high I.Q. She said, "I think I am the smartest of us all in this bar." So she went on to do her business. Then the blonde showed up. She was just drop-dead georgeous. She said, "I think--------" POOF! She dissappeared!
This joke was submitted by Seth on 21-Feb-2001
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| Q. What do blondes and air plane's have in common? A. They both have cockpit's!
This joke was submitted by stitchezzz on 8-Feb-2001
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| Q. How do you tell if a blonde does her own landscaping? A. The bushes will be darker than the rest of the yard!
This joke was submitted by pokeyman on 14-Jan-2001
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| Q:How do you get a blonde out of a tree. A: Wave
This joke was submitted by Wesley myers on 13-Jan-2001
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| Q.What do you get when you put ten blondes in a row?? A. A wind tunnel
This joke was submitted by Todd on 28-Dec-2000
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| Q: How do you confuse a blond? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner!
This joke was submitted by Joel Bennett on 20-Dec-2000
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Q: What do you call forty blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
This joke was submitted by Michael F. on 5-Dec-2000
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Q.How do you kill a blond ?
A.Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!
This joke was submitted by Jeff Tagliaferro on 3-Dec-2000
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| Q.What the Blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they've never met!
This joke was submitted by Ginny on 12-Nov-2000
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| Q: How does a blonde's brain cells die? A: All alone!
This joke was submitted by bzh14 on 7-Nov-2000
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