A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
This joke was submitted by Robyn on 9-May-2003
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| What does a blonde do after she brushes her hair Pulls up her pants
This joke was submitted by Derek Derek on 8-Apr-2003
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| Why do blondes have square breasts? They forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
This joke was submitted by monika on 7-Apr-2003
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| Why did it take so long for the blonde to get out of her house? She had to stop and ask for directions.
This joke was submitted by Sicilia Clit on 25-Mar-2003
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| How can you tell a blondes been on your computer? The joystick is wet.
This joke was submitted by $matt$ on 21-Mar-2003
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| Q- Why did the blonde get chucked out of the M&M factory? A- Cause she threw away all the W's
This joke was submitted by Melissa on 14-Feb-2003
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what do a blonde and a cow patty have in common?
The older they are the easier they are to pick up!
This joke was submitted by Jeff on 12-Feb-2003
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| why did the blonde get chucked out the m&m factory?
She threw away all the W's
This joke was submitted by Melissa on 10-Feb-2003
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| How do you know that a blonde has benn using your computer? Cause there's cheese in front of the mouse!
This joke was submitted by Douglas Smith on 20-Dec-2002
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A young ventriliquist is touring the clubs one night, and he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being repsected at work and in the community and from reaching our full ptoential as a person. You and your kind ocntinue to perpetrate discrimination aginst, not only blondes but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriliquist is embarassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
This joke was submitted by Cristina Pedro on 20-Dec-2002
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