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A bird had left it very late to fly south for the winter, on his journey south he had to fly over a mountain range, while flying over the mountains he flew into a snow storm and after 1 hour of flying through the snow storm he fell to the ground cold and exhausted.So there he was lying beside a path freezing,waiting for death to come.Just then along the path came a cow hearder who was bringing his cows down off the mountain for the winter, as one of the cows passed by it took a shit right on top of him.

So there the bird was, freezing to death covered in shit.As the shit was fresh and hot,after 5 minutes the bird began to feel warm againn,knowing that he was not going to freeze to death the bird felt happy ,so happy in fact that he began to sing.

Just then along the same path came a cat, the cat heard the sound of the bird singing, and realised that the singing was comming from a pile of shit just off the path. the cat walked over to the plie of shit, took a scoop off the top and saw the bird sitting there, and promptly ate the bird.
MORALE OF THE STORY

The person who shits on you is not necessarly your enamey.
The person who gets you out of the shit is not necessarly your friend.
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
When you are in the shit, keep your big mouth shut

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