| A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
> It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
> Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites.
> Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
> Better To Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
> Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
> You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
> No News Is... Impossible.
> A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
> You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
> If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
> Love All, Trust... Me.
> The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
> An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
> Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
> Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
> A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
> Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
> Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
> None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.
> Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
> If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
> You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
> When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
> There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Evelyn.
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